Japanese Government Hails ‘Historic’ Reform That Simply Stops Locking Innocent People in Cages for Decades
Minister Takaichi Celebrates ‘Balance’ After Bill Ends Prosecutors’ Favorite Pastime of Endlessly Appealing Retrials
Minister Takaichi Celebrates ‘Balance’ After Bill Ends Prosecutors’ Favorite Pastime of Endlessly Appealing Retrials
High-stakes visit aims to repair trade ties, but both sides are still pretending tariffs are love language
New decree offers up to 10 million rubles in debt forgiveness for one year of service, turning the Ukrainian front into a financial reset button for broke Russians.
‘Stupidity tax’ seen as a bold new deterrent against pesky constitutional questions about former leaders returning to power.
Gulf states introduce new 'Selective Indignation Loyalty Program' where only non-Israeli embassies count toward moral high ground points
New Prime Minister Ahmadiu Au Aminou Lo vows to solve Senegal’s debt crisis using the same playbook that got them into it
Beijing insists its own alliance with Russia, Iran, and North Korea is ‘not a clique’ but a ‘group of like-minded friends who happen to meet every other week’
Supreme Leader demands Washington vacate imaginary bases, says Iran 'won't tolerate' American presence in countries that aren't Iran.
Government defends policy as 'anti-ambition' strategy, says deporting valedictorians is 'a form of humility training'
Both sides scramble jets and ships for the 47th time this year, citing ‘defensive readiness’ after summit that accomplished nothing.
Trump administration reportedly sees unfreezing assets as ‘win-win’: Iran gets cash, critics get new outrage material
Pentagon insists the airstrikes are just a 'confident handshake' as diplomats continue discussing the Strait of Hormuz over lunch
Anura Kumara Dissanayake secures exactly enough seats to rewrite constitution but insists he’s still ‘just a humble anti-graft crusader’
‘I’m showing solidarity by only earning $40,000 a year,’ Paz said as tear gas canisters rained down on barricaded streets.
South African opposition leader suggests selling malva pudding and koeksisters to block Zimbabwean migrants.