SPACE AGENCY OPENS INVESTIGATION INTO MYSTERIOUS SPHERES, RULES OUT KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE

Several metal spheres have been found in a rural area, prompting an official investigation to determine their origin.

The national space agency confirmed it has secured the objects and placed them under analysis. It is currently unable to say what they are, where they come from, or how they got there.

According to some experts they may be weather balloons, or ordinary spheres. The agency has urged the public not to jump to hasty conclusions, noting that every hypothesis remains under review.

The editorial board confirms that correspondent Kevin Dunnehey continues to maintain that they are the missing spheres from his own chandelier. The statement was not deemed relevant to the investigation.

In a statement, the agency urged the public to remain calm and to rely on official information, of which there is currently none.

The spheres remain in a secure location. No one has claimed them.

The investigation continues.

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