wind power
Trump Declares War on Wind, Loses as Breeze Continues Blowing Without His Permission
Former president’s all-out assault on offshore turbines fails to stop them from spinning, much to his bewilderment
wind power
Trump Declares War on Wind, But Turbines Just Keep Spinning, Laughing at His Tiny Fists Shaking at Sky
Former president vows to 'stop the wind itself' if elected; scientists confirm this is not how physics works
