Trump Declares War on Wind, Loses as Breeze Continues Blowing Without His Permission
Former president’s all-out assault on offshore turbines fails to stop them from spinning, much to his bewilderment
Former president’s all-out assault on offshore turbines fails to stop them from spinning, much to his bewilderment
Trump administration reportedly sees unfreezing assets as ‘win-win’: Iran gets cash, critics get new outrage material
Former president vows to 'stop the wind itself' if elected; scientists confirm this is not how physics works
Abraham Accords expansion push compared to asking non-members to sign a petition they’ve never heard of.
Former President proposes trading normalization for nuclear deal, ignoring that the accords are currently on life support.
President insists Iran, Israel, and Arab states sing 'Kumbaya' amid ongoing airstrikes; negotiators eye exits.
'We're going to have a deal, or we're not. It's going to be great either way,' Trump said, while Israel tells 10 Lebanese villages to evacuate for their own good.
The White House says the broad outlines of an agreement have been reached, but refuses to share the outlines. Meanwhile, the Pope cautions that the next peace deal could be generated by ChatGPT.