U.S. Bombs Iran Again, Sources Confirm Munitions Were About to Expire

Pentagon confirms it still has three containers to clear by the end of the month.

U.S. forces struck four Iranian kamikaze drones over the Strait of Hormuz and a ground control station in Bandar Abbas, in what the Pentagon described as "defensive operations." Sources close to the administration suggest Washington is actually ready to close the negotiations as early as this week, but finds itself in an awkward position: a large bulk order of munitions purchased at a discount is approaching its expiration date, and disposing of them through conventional waste management would have raised uncomfortable questions in Congress. By dropping them on Iran, the Pentagon justifies the expenditure, maintains the relationship with the supplier, and preserves the volume discount on the next order. President Trump stated that Iran "really wants to make a deal." The Pentagon confirmed it still has three containers to clear by the end of the month.

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