Sunday, June 14, 2026
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TRUMP'S NAME ORDERED REMOVED FROM KENNEDY CENTER BY FRIDAY. BOARD DOING ITS BEST.

A federal court has ordered the removal of Donald Trump's name from the facade of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington D.C. by Friday. The board appointed by Trump to overs

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A federal court has ordered the removal of Donald Trump's name from the facade of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington D.C. by Friday. The board appointed by Trump to oversee the institution is mounting a last-minute legal effort to prevent compliance.

The Kennedy Center was named after John F. Kennedy in 1972. It was renamed to also include Donald Trump at some point after his return to office. The building continues to host the national symphony orchestra, the Washington National Opera, and approximately two thousand events per year, none of which are about this.

In the interest of balance, our correspondent Kevin Dunnehey has reportedly written "JF Kennedy" in marker pen on the lobby wall of Trump Tower in New York. The handwriting was described by witnesses as confident. Brothcast Journal does not endorse this initiative and disavows any responsibility for Kevin's actions. Should law enforcement wish to locate him, we are prepared to cooperate fully.

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