PRESIDENT ARRIVES AT G7 DIPLOMACY SUMMIT DIRECTLY FROM CAGE-FIGHTING EVENT

President Trump arrived Monday at the G7 summit in Évian, a forum dedicated to multilateral cooperation, one day after hosting a mixed martial arts event on the South Lawn of the White House. The event, titled Freedom 250, was held to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. By coincidence, it fell on the president's eightieth birthday. By coincidence, it was scheduled for the one date he had personally named a year in advance. By coincidence, the celebration of American freedom took the form of seven men being struck into submission while he watched from a seat beside the cage. Fighters made their entrances from the Oval Office, one brushing past the founding document on his way out. Organizers confirmed the lawn would require seven hundred thousand dollars in new grass. The president traveled the following morning to a gathering whose stated purpose is the peaceful resolution of disputes. Analysts noted he might arrive in a fighting mood. By coincidence?

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